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2.43sYou don't have cancer. You're going to be fine.
3.37sReally? Oh, thank God! Oh, thank God!
4.04sWait, wait. Look, there's no reason we can't finish the memoir anyway.
1.97sLet's see what you got so far.
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2.8sOh, you are just the worst type of person.
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1.47sDad, what are we doing here?
2.94sChris, I'm going to show you how to stand up to a bully.
6.34sBut first I'm going to show how when I pull the drawstrings on my sweat shirt and spit out a candy bar, I look like an anus.
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1.7sEw! Ew! Ew!
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0.93sHey, Fulcher.
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2.64sGriffin? The feeling's mutual.