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3.1sPeter, you sure you're allowed to bring a baby onto the golf course?
2.27sWell, Lois asked me to watch Stewie for the afternoon.
1.7sIt's all right. I don't think the club will mind.
1.83sIt's Cleveland I'm worried about.
3.74sPeter, is this really necessary? I can't hardly see anything.
1.83sHey, look. It's President Nixon.
3.17sNo, wait, it's a black guy. No, it's Nixon.
1.27sOh, boy. That was close.
3.34sUgh! Will you please hurry up? It's 100 degrees out here.
2.54sYou're a worse parent than Britney Spears.
2.6sI know, I know.
3.64sOh, the gift basket was not worth the trip, not by a long shot.
3.17s(DOORBELL RINGING) Oh, I got to get that. I'll talk to you later.
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1.07s(THUD)
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1.97sHey, Joe. Don't say it, Peter.
1.27sI was just wondering...
1.77sPeter, I swear to God.
1.5sWhat's your handicap?
5.1s(FORCED LAUGHTER) Oh! Every hole! That's a joke that just doesn't get old!
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3.4sGod damn it! Come on, come on! Shit, shit, shit!