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4.04sWait, wait. Look, there's no reason we can't finish the memoir anyway.
1.97sLet's see what you got so far.
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2.8sOh, you are just the worst type of person.
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1.47sDad, what are we doing here?
2.94sChris, I'm going to show you how to stand up to a bully.
6.34sBut first I'm going to show how when I pull the drawstrings on my sweat shirt and spit out a candy bar, I look like an anus.
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1.7sEw! Ew! Ew!
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0.93sHey, Fulcher.
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2.64sGriffin? The feeling's mutual.
0.97sWhat are you doing here?
2.2sI'm here to kick your ass, Fulcher.
2.74sI'm going to beat you and then my son, Chris, is going to beat you.
2.53sIt's going to be an old fashioned father-son beat-off.
2.34sWait a minute, Dad, you can't hit him.