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4.5s(GASPS) Wow! Look at me. I'm a young Eartha Kitt.
5.44s(SNARLS) "President Johnson, bring our boys home from Southeast Asia.
2.27s"It's an unwinnable war."
1.13sMy God, look at you.
1.67sOh, look at my complexion, Brian.
5.74sI am hot. I'll be getting more sex than that Wisconsin nymphomaniac who used to live upstairs.
1.77sWOMAN: Oh, God! Oh, God!
4.2sOh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
2.94sCrap! Crap! Crap!
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1.37s(WOMAN MOANS)
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1.67sOh, crap.
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3.5sDad, I was wondering if I could borrow $17.
3sChris, what do you need money for? Isn't that why you have a paper route?
4.24sNo, this new kid named Kyle keeps stealing all my customers.
3.2sOh, that's terrible. You're a wonderful paper boy, Chris,
2.37sand you need to remind your customers of that.
6.37sShe's right. You gotta stand up for yourself like my great-grandfather Turn-of-the-Century Take-on-All-Comers Griffin.