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2.77sHi, Mr. Herbert. Here's your paper.
5sOh. Sorry, Chris, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cancel my subscription.
2.07sCancel? But you love this paper.
2.47sListen, I think you're a real nice guy,
3.17sbut I've just decided to go with another paper.
9.64sHello there, Kyle. You look nice today. I see you're wearing your big shorts with the baggy leg holes that flutter so carelessly in the breeze.
3.2sHere's your paper. What are you doing here? Beat it, nerd!
4.67sThank you. Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine?
1.64sShut up, old man.
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2.2sWhat's going on in my pants?
3.04sLooks like we got six more weeks of winter.
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3.04sMAN ON TV: We now return to Cutting in Line in Front of Italians.
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