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1.97s- What was that?
- Yeah, take that, you jerk.
1.57sThat was a minor inconvenience.
1.8sYeah, well, that's the idea. Slowed you down.
1.13sI'll say. Ow.
1.63s- Didn't see that coming, did you?
- No.
1.8sYeah, well, you know, take that.
3.79sWhich actually brings me to my next point: uh, Your wife's cheating on you.
0.18sWhat?
2.64sYeah, uh, i-it's actually a pretty funny story,
1.07suh, true story.
3.54sUh, Brian and I walked into your house and, uh, she was with some guy going,
2.2sbam, bam, Bam, bam, bam!
1.83sUh, Peter, uh, maybe-- Hang on, I'm not done.
1.52sBam, Bam, bam!
3.34sAnd then she's all, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
1.48sBam, bam, bam!
1.62sYou want to take it from here, Bamm-Bamm?
1.47sBam, Bam, bam, bam, bam!
2.04sYou want to take it from here, Emeril? Bam!