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3.44sNot H.I.V., but really Full-blown AIDS
3.92sI'm sorry I wish it was something less serious
2.23sBut it's AIDS
4.35sYou've got the AIDS
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1.9sSo, listen, Cleveland. Um,
1.67sThe reason I asked you out here,
2.5suh, I've been wanting to talk to you about something.
1.43sIn Superman ii,
2.17swhat is the story with that cellophane "S"
2.53sthat Superman rips off his chest and throws at the bad guy?
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2.5sPrepare to be destroyed, Superman!
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1.97s- What was that?
- Yeah, take that, you jerk.
1.57sThat was a minor inconvenience.
1.8sYeah, well, that's the idea. Slowed you down.
1.13sI'll say. Ow.
1.63s- Didn't see that coming, did you?
- No.
1.8sYeah, well, you know, take that.
3.79sWhich actually brings me to my next point: uh, Your wife's cheating on you.
0.18sWhat?
2.64sYeah, uh, i-it's actually a pretty funny story,
1.07suh, true story.
3.54sUh, Brian and I walked into your house and, uh, she was with some guy going,