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2.92sLois, why the hell do we have to take a stupid C.P.R. class?
3sBecause, Peter, none of us knew what to do when Joe was drowning.
2sNow, be quiet and pay attention.
3.55sHi, there. I'd like to welcome you all to C.P.R.
2.47sI see a lot of smiles here in this room.
1.37sThere's one.
1.57sOh, There's another.
1.67sThat's good.
2.37sI see that soda up under your chair.
2.67sThat's all right. Soda's all right on my watch.
2.8sWe also got Oreos here and fresh coffee.
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1.7sEverybody likes a snack.
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2.34sNow, who wants to go first?
2.62sHmm. No takers? Well, fine. I'll go first.
1.65sPeter, why don't you volunteer?
4.22sOh, No, I don't volunteer for anything since I helped those guys repaint the Sistine Chapel.
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4.17sYeah, uh, Listen, I thought the stuff that was there was kind of lame. So I put this up.
2.34sI figured Andre the Giant would be a little hipper. You know.
1.87sGet back some of those boys you scared away.
2.2sAnd that's pretty much all there is to it.