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2.14sMayday! Mayday! I'm going down!
1.67sOh, my God, we're gonna die!
2.37sThere's so much of life I haven't experienced!
3.8sI never even got the chance to be some drunk college guy's last resort!
3.29sMy years of expensive orthodontic work will be a total waste!
2.8sI never even had my first kiss!
1.57sIt's not too late, Meg.
1.87sI'm here for you.
1.97sTime to sign off.
1.82sRemember me, dirt bag?