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1.68sYour mom and I have something for you.
1.15sOh, Let me guess.
4.2sYou've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn, and turn, until...
1.27sOoh! big shock, a jack pops out.
1.93sAnd, You laugh, and the kids laugh, and the dog laughs,
1.82sand I die a little inside.
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1.42sSurprise, honey!
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1.17sA trikie!
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1.4sI think he likes it!
3.22sWhen I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose,
1.42sit tickles my brain.
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3.44sOw! Oh, Now I don't know math.
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1.77sGive it to me! Give it to me now, damn it!
2.4sNot now, Stewie. When we get home.
0.93sThat's right!
1.87sYou're a big, fat phony!
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