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2.5sYou were just making it look like you were playing.
1.67sYou're a phony!
2.84sHey, This guy's a great big phony.
1.17sCome on, Chris.
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0.93sAhh!
1.38sOh, There you are, StEwie.
2.5sHey, You're a great big phony. You know that?
0.78sHey, Come on, Stewie.
1.68sYour mom and I have something for you.
1.15sOh, Let me guess.
4.2sYou've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn, and turn, until...
1.27sOoh! big shock, a jack pops out.
1.93sAnd, You laugh, and the kids laugh, and the dog laughs,
1.82sand I die a little inside.
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1.42sSurprise, honey!
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1.17sA trikie!
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1.4sI think he likes it!
3.22sWhen I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose,
1.42sit tickles my brain.
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3.44sOw! Oh, Now I don't know math.
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1.77sGive it to me! Give it to me now, damn it!
2.4sNot now, Stewie. When we get home.
0.93sThat's right!
1.87sYou're a big, fat phony!
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