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2.8sHey, you're blocking my light, you stupid baby!
1.3sYou know, my hooligan friend,
4.8sI've been racking my brain in a thus far fruitless attempt to resolve our recent unpleasantness.
1.37sThen it dawned on me.
3.5sYour cruelty merely stems from some deep-seated inner pain.
3.05sSo, the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of outer pain!
1.13sAhh!
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2.97sSchool children washing cars to raise money for charity.
1.65sIs there anything more arousing?
4.84sFinally, We go to Meg Griffin for a special Channel 5 Junior Anchor Segment on the moon.
1.43sMeg?
2.57sThe moon. There's a reason no one goes there.
1.9sIt's cold. And it's ugly.
3.37sAnd its surface is plagued with deep craters and jagged peaks.