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1.3sYou know, my hooligan friend,
4.8sI've been racking my brain in a thus far fruitless attempt to resolve our recent unpleasantness.
1.37sThen it dawned on me.
3.5sYour cruelty merely stems from some deep-seated inner pain.
3.05sSo, the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of outer pain!
1.13sAhh!
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2.97sSchool children washing cars to raise money for charity.
1.65sIs there anything more arousing?
4.84sFinally, We go to Meg Griffin for a special Channel 5 Junior Anchor Segment on the moon.
1.43sMeg?
2.57sThe moon. There's a reason no one goes there.
1.9sIt's cold. And it's ugly.
3.37sAnd its surface is plagued with deep craters and jagged peaks.
2.85sOh, wait! That's not the moon.
2.17sIt's Neil Goldman's face.
3.49sRecently, many of you saw me kissing this freak of nature.
2.09sIf I didn't think I was seconds away from death,
1.1sI Would've never done it.
2.1sI mean, who in their right mind would?
2.54sWell, I went to the streets to find out.
1.15sWould you kiss this guy?
1.2sUgh, No.
1.02sNo way!