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1.5sWhy me? Why the media?
1.47sI've got my reasons!
4.17sDan Rather thinks he can just condense a whole day's worth of events into a half hour.
2.9sOh, Don't get me started on Rather. That arrogant jerk.
1.3sReally? You know him?
2.07sI'm Hugh Downs. I know everybody.
1.5sIn fact, he's right down there.
1.2sWhere?
1.83sHa-ha! See you later, sucker!
3.04sAnd, by the way, Rather is an ok guy in small doses.
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1.87sLook how close we're getting, Meg!
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2.64sHey! That was my lucky assassin hat!
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2.14sMayday! Mayday! I'm going down!
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1.67sOh, my God, we're gonna die!
2.37sThere's so much of life I haven't experienced!
3.8sI never even got the chance to be some drunk college guy's last resort!