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1.43swhat the hell's going on here?
5.67sApparently, there's some law against teaching the evolutionary theory that Gil Gerard used a time machine, went back,
2.1sand ejaculated into the primordial ooze.
2.15sThis stupid country.
4.42sHello. Tom Tucker live at James Woods High School with this sensational breaking story.
3.8sA teacher caught molesting children with crackpot theories.
1.03sFull story at 11:00.
1.3sAnd out.
1.62sOh, my God! That's Tom Tucker,
0.9sfrom the news!
0.9sHey, kids.
1.27sRemember, Mr. T says,
2.37s"I pity the fool who does drugs."
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1.25sBetter hurry up, Mr. Tucker.
1.15sI'm coming.
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3.57sAnd reports indicate she has also consumed a record amount of seamen.
2.37sWell, That sounds like one powerful hurricane, Diane.