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1.25sand they would beat me
2.15sand stick pine cones in my ass.
2.24sThose were very bad times.
1.73sOh, I'm sorry to hear that.
2.04sThank you very much.
1.93sExcuse me. I'm gonna go throw up.
2.85sAh, Please flush the toilet twice.
2.23sOnce for the bulk, and again for the remainder.
2.33sThank you. Oh, she's a deAR.
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2.8sHey, you're blocking my light, you stupid baby!
1.3sYou know, my hooligan friend,
4.8sI've been racking my brain in a thus far fruitless attempt to resolve our recent unpleasantness.
1.37sThen it dawned on me.
3.5sYour cruelty merely stems from some deep-seated inner pain.
3.05sSo, the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of outer pain!
1.13sAhh!
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2.97sSchool children washing cars to raise money for charity.
1.65sIs there anything more arousing?
4.84sFinally, We go to Meg Griffin for a special Channel 5 Junior Anchor Segment on the moon.
1.43sMeg?
2.57sThe moon. There's a reason no one goes there.