1.27sMr. Tucker? Miss Simmons?
3.37sThere's some nut on top of town hall with a high-powered rifle!
4.5sThe gunman's been identified as the Mass-media Murderer who targets members of the press.
2.72sWhoa! Whoa! Whoa! "Mass-media Murderer"?
5.09sYou know, I think this would be a fine opportunity to give our interns some real-world experience.
2.75sHey, That means you'll get to ride in the Action 5 News chopper!