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1.67sAll right, question number one.
1.93sWould you consider growing a moustache?
1.18sI guess sO.
2.15sQuestion number 2. Look at my moustache.
2.8sDo you think it tickles women when I kiss them?
1.33sI--I don't know.
2.94sWrong. The answer is "only slightly." Only slightly.
2.45sNext!
2.92sOh, God! I can't hire any of these girls.
3.5sThey're all too pretty. Their breasts are too perky.
1.32sPerfect!
2.13sCongratulations. You got the job.