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4.14sWhen I freeze-frame you can clearly see Lubbins' coffee cup, sitting on that rock.
1.93sHe is the biggest dork on the planet.
1.52sOh, Totally.
2.75sAnd so, Because of his rough-and-tumble style of command,
4.42sCaptain Kirk is clearly superior to Jean-Luc Picard.
1.17sAny questions?
1.6sMeg?
1.63sNo! Leave me alonE!
2.97sThank you Neil, for that incredibly irrelevant presentation.
2.3sWe all know Capt. Picard is the superior officer.
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0.87sUgh.
1.25sHey, everybody!
1.73sMr. Lassenbee's getting arrested!
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1.64sWhat in God's name?
1.17sMr. Lassenbee,
1.43swhat the hell's going on here?
5.67sApparently, there's some law against teaching the evolutionary theory that Gil Gerard used a time machine, went back,
2.1sand ejaculated into the primordial ooze.
2.15sThis stupid country.
4.42sHello. Tom Tucker live at James Woods High School with this sensational breaking story.
3.8sA teacher caught molesting children with crackpot theories.