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1.23sWonder what this is.
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1.1sIt's my book.
1.65sAnd there's a note from my publisher.
4.3s"We are returning all of the unsold copies "of Faster Than the Speed of Love."
1.47sYou guys got a garage or something?
1.87sWe got like 300 boxes of these things.
4.24s(LAUGHING) Wow, that's a lot of boxes!
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1.37sThis is so weird.
1.67sLook what they used to pack your book in.
1.74sShredded-up pieces of your book.
1.63sOkay, that's it, I'm finished.
0.97sWhat are you talking about?
1.43sI'm finished. I'm done. It's over.
1.87sClearly, I am not meant to be a writer.
2.8sI have tried and I have tried, and nothing has worked out.
3.17sI put my heart out there, and it keeps getting stomped on.
1.5sWell, that's it, no more.
1.35sI'm done writing.
3.67sWhat? Writing's the only thing that's giving your alcoholism any credibility.
2.17sHey, you know, I just thought of something. Hold on a sec.
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2.24sI bought a vase last week and it's still in the box,
2.24sand I just want to check to see what they used to pack it...
1.47sAh! It's your book!
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