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1.6sHi. Package for Brian Griffin.
2.44sOh, I can sign for that. Package, Bri.
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1.23sWonder what this is.
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1.1sIt's my book.
1.65sAnd there's a note from my publisher.
4.3s"We are returning all of the unsold copies "of Faster Than the Speed of Love."
1.47sYou guys got a garage or something?
1.87sWe got like 300 boxes of these things.
4.24s(LAUGHING) Wow, that's a lot of boxes!
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1.37sThis is so weird.
1.67sLook what they used to pack your book in.
1.74sShredded-up pieces of your book.
1.63sOkay, that's it, I'm finished.
0.97sWhat are you talking about?
1.43sI'm finished. I'm done. It's over.
1.87sClearly, I am not meant to be a writer.
2.8sI have tried and I have tried, and nothing has worked out.
3.17sI put my heart out there, and it keeps getting stomped on.