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1.63sOkay, you're doing great so far.
1.47sNow I was just texting with New York.
1.27sWe're doing a whole thing there.
3.8sI booked your plane ticket, and I specifically asked that you not sit next to an Asian.
1.84sStewie, that's racist. That's terrible.
2.04sI'm sorry, do you want me to call back and change it?
2.37sWell, it's done now. Seems like a lot of extra work.
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5.77s(INAUDIBLE) Okay, there's a book signing at the Barnes and Noble on Union Square at 5:00.
3.94sAnd then at 7:00 you're meeting with a reporter from In Style magazine at Pastis.
1.8sI just want to warn you, she's very heavy.
1.03sSo be prepared for that.
1.2sJeez, how heavy?
2.54sI don't know, but apparently heavy enough that they felt they needed to warn me.
2.29sOh, look at this. Your book is number three on Amazon.
1.07sNumber three?
1.13sWell, who's number one?
2.17sIt's that new biography on Michael Jackson.
1.58sCome on, another one?
3sUnless it was written by a 10-year-old's rectum, who cares?
2.2sIt doesn't say who the author is, Brian,
2.39sbut I would guess that it's probably not that.
2.9sWell, Stewie, I can't tell you how much I appreciate all you're doing.
2.57sI mean, I have been so happy with most everything.
1.38sOh... Most?