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1.73sYou got to be kidding me, I just had it.
1.57sWhat was it, Batman Has a Son?
3.44sNo, no, you fucking idiot. No wonder your wife shot you.
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1.6sAnd done.
1.03sThere it is, Stewie.
3.94sThree hours, 27 minutes, and I've got myself one big steaming pile of book.
1.13sYou want to hear it?
1.23sDefinitely! What are you calling it?
2.17s- Wish It. Want It. Do It.
- Love it.
2.37sThanks. Okay. "Chapter One: Wish it.
2.33s"What are all the things you want most in the world?
4s"Use the following blank pages "to write down all of your dreams and desires."
1.5sBrilliant. Make them do the work.
1.37sYeah, why not?
1.97sYou know, if people want crap, I'll give them crap.
2.75sAnd, you know, I have a friend who might be able to help get this published.
3.07sWait, you have a friend in publishing and you never told me before?
1.17sHe's kind of a new friend.
1.63sWho is he?
1.77sYeah, I don't know if you want to start digging around in this area.
3.74sLet's just leave it at, "He's a friend in publishing "and he calls on Thursdays."
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3.04sHey, Brian, when you're done, can I make a pirate hat?