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2.7sI mean, yes, Dana has made a career in comedy.
3.1sI don't think he's ever done anything as laughable as this book.
1.03sLook, all right, well...
1.9sWhat do you want? I wrote it in a day.
3.9s(AUDIENCE GASPING) Listen, Bill, I am such a big fan of yours.
1.9sI think you're totally getting the wrong impression of me.
1.97sI was just trying to write something that would sell.
1.54sI think it's crap, too.
7.31sWow. If I had even one shred of respect for you before this, it's gone now.
2.54sI mean, if you're gonna take a dump on people,
6.87sthe kind of steaming, stinking, smelly dump that your kind traffics in,
1.8sat least stand by your dump.
1.97s(AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY)
1.57sOkay, look, I'm happy to do that.
2.07s(STUTTERING) I'm just... I'm just...
1.87sLook, what I was saying...
1.8sLook, just tell me what you want me to say!
1.87sBill, he's urinating!
2.2sOh, shit! That's it!