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1.13sAnd you know,
4.27sI'm not gonna give you... I'm not gonna give you the definition right now just for your satisfaction.
2.2sYou know, Brian, I don't think you're in a position, really,
1.57shere to pull rank on anybody.
2.7sI mean, yes, Dana has made a career in comedy.
3.1sI don't think he's ever done anything as laughable as this book.
1.03sLook, all right, well...
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1.9sWhat do you want? I wrote it in a day.
3.9s(AUDIENCE GASPING) Listen, Bill, I am such a big fan of yours.
1.9sI think you're totally getting the wrong impression of me.
1.97sI was just trying to write something that would sell.
1.54sI think it's crap, too.
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7.31sWow. If I had even one shred of respect for you before this, it's gone now.
2.54sI mean, if you're gonna take a dump on people,