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2.17sHey, you know, I just thought of something. Hold on a sec.
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2.24sI bought a vase last week and it's still in the box,
2.24sand I just want to check to see what they used to pack it...
1.47sAh! It's your book!
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2.32s(LOUDLY) Oh, my God, this gets me so angry!
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2.44sThis ticks me off, so much!
1sJeez.
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1.63sOh, man!
1.87s- What? What is it?
- Look at this.
5.5sThe number-one book on The New York Times bestseller list is Dream Your Way to Spiritual Joy by Pauly Shore.
2.15sThis is why nobody bought my damn book.
1.7sYou know, this is what they want. The Secret.
2.97sChicken Soup for the Soul. The Purpose Driven Life.
2.64sI tell you, I could crap one of those things out in a night.
1.28sI'm gonna tell Mom you said "crap."
3.1sNo, I mean it. I could do it in three hours and idiots everywhere would buy it.