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1.9sWhat do you want? I wrote it in a day.
3.9s(AUDIENCE GASPING) Listen, Bill, I am such a big fan of yours.
1.9sI think you're totally getting the wrong impression of me.
1.97sI was just trying to write something that would sell.
1.54sI think it's crap, too.
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7.31sWow. If I had even one shred of respect for you before this, it's gone now.
2.54sI mean, if you're gonna take a dump on people,
6.87sthe kind of steaming, stinking, smelly dump that your kind traffics in,
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1.8sat least stand by your dump.
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1.97s(AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY)
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1.57sOkay, look, I'm happy to do that.
2.07s(STUTTERING) I'm just... I'm just...
1.87sLook, what I was saying...
1.8sLook, just tell me what you want me to say!
1.87sBill, he's urinating!
2.2sOh, shit! That's it!
0.1sLook, Bill, can I just...
0.57sOutside.
2.54sNo, no, no, outside! Outside now!
3.6s(BARKING) Outside! You get outside!
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