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2.44sThis ticks me off, so much!
1sJeez.
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1.63sOh, man!
1.87s- What? What is it?
- Look at this.
5.5sThe number-one book on The New York Times bestseller list is Dream Your Way to Spiritual Joy by Pauly Shore.
2.15sThis is why nobody bought my damn book.
1.28sI'm gonna tell Mom you said "crap."
3.1sNo, I mean it. I could do it in three hours and idiots everywhere would buy it.
1.37sWell, why don't you?
1.58sBelieve me, I would love to, just to make a point,
1.7sbut I've given up writing.
1.9sYes, but you cared about what you wrote before.
2.37sYou don't care about this, so what does it matter?
1.6sWell, you do have a point.
1.17sAll right. Maybe I will.
2.17sOh, how fun. Can I watch you write it?
2.1sI don't know, Stewie. I kind of like to write in solitude.