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1.37sYeah, why not?
1.97sYou know, if people want crap, I'll give them crap.
2.75sAnd, you know, I have a friend who might be able to help get this published.
3.07sWait, you have a friend in publishing and you never told me before?
1.17sHe's kind of a new friend.
1.63sWho is he?
1.77sYeah, I don't know if you want to start digging around in this area.
3.74sLet's just leave it at, "He's a friend in publishing "and he calls on Thursdays."
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3.04sHey, Brian, when you're done, can I make a pirate hat?
1.17sHere, just take it.
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1.6sI look awesome.
1.3sAll right, I got to go to a wedding.
1.85sI'll see you later.
1.84sOh, my God, that is fantastic news!
1.7sI can't wait to tell him!
1.77sI know, I told you the book was good.
1.9sYeah, thank you so much, Don.
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1.03sUm...
2.37sRed overalls, a yellow shirt underneath.
1.63sI don't really have time to do this right now.
1.7sBrian, they're publishing your book.
2.07sYou're kidding? I can't believe it.
1.64sThat's the worst thing I've ever written.
1.9sNot according to Penguin Publishing.
2.17sIn fact, you're supposed to call the chief editor.