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2.4sWow. And it's nonfiction, right?
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1.07sYes, it is.
1.27sNow, which one is that? I always forget.
1.93sIs that the one that really happened or not?
1.4sUh... Yeah.
2.5sOkay. So now... So this is... This is a true story.
1.57sWell, it's not really a narrative...
1.73sDoesn't matter. I'm hooked.
2.3sAnd we'll be right back with sports.
1.63sOkay, you're doing great so far.
1.47sNow I was just texting with New York.
1.27sWe're doing a whole thing there.
3.8sI booked your plane ticket, and I specifically asked that you not sit next to an Asian.
1.84sStewie, that's racist. That's terrible.
2.04sI'm sorry, do you want me to call back and change it?
2.37sWell, it's done now. Seems like a lot of extra work.
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5.77s(INAUDIBLE) Okay, there's a book signing at the Barnes and Noble on Union Square at 5:00.
3.94sAnd then at 7:00 you're meeting with a reporter from In Style magazine at Pastis.
1.8sI just want to warn you, she's very heavy.
1.03sSo be prepared for that.
1.2sJeez, how heavy?
2.54sI don't know, but apparently heavy enough that they felt they needed to warn me.
2.29sOh, look at this. Your book is number three on Amazon.