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1.73sHow was your book signing?
2.82sJeez, Lois, could I have, like, five minutes to decompress, please?
1.47sIt was a really horrible flight,
4.02sand I was sitting next to a Japanese guy who had a cold.
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2.25sI swear, Rupert, Brian has become a monster!
1.73sThat trip was sheer hell.
3.04sIt was even worse than visiting my Russian grandma.
4.24sCome here, babupka. Let me put your fingers in my mouth.
7.34sI want to press my cold, loose face onto your warm, tight face and breathe meat into your nose.
5.69sBut now, I wrap you in sticky towel and lay you in bucket of beet juice.
4.49sNow I put herring in bucket with you, so you have friend.
4.07sYou know what? I bet my ways would seem just as foreign to you.
1.6sBRIAN: Stewie, I got a flea thing going on in here!
1.57sWhere the hell's my Frontline?
5.44s(SIGHS) (BEEPING) Oh, my God! Brian! Brian!
1.07sBrian, look at this!
2.35sI got you on Real Time with Bill Maher!