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2.97sChicken Soup for the Soul. The Purpose Driven Life.
2.64sI tell you, I could crap one of those things out in a night.
1.28sI'm gonna tell Mom you said "crap."
3.1sNo, I mean it. I could do it in three hours and idiots everywhere would buy it.
1.37sWell, why don't you?
1.58sBelieve me, I would love to, just to make a point,
1.7sbut I've given up writing.
1.9sYes, but you cared about what you wrote before.
2.37sYou don't care about this, so what does it matter?
1.6sWell, you do have a point.
1.17sAll right. Maybe I will.
2.17sOh, how fun. Can I watch you write it?
2.1sI don't know, Stewie. I kind of like to write in solitude.
3.1sNo, no, I promise I'll be as quiet as a guy in a coma.
1.39s(THINKING) Ah! This is great.
2sI can finally be alone with my thoughts.
2.74sWait, I've got it. Predator Versus Batman.
2.57sWhy has no one done this? I need a pen. Where's a pen?
2.27sOh, right, I can't move. That's okay, I'll remember it.