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2.64sSome days you just don't want to be a cop, you know?
3.55sI'm gonna go turn the siren on. That always cheers me up.
1.97s- (SIREN WAILING)
- (LAUGHING)
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2.59sThat's good footage. Where will the Pie Man strike next?
2.15sPerhaps at the Springfield Children's Hospital,
4.67swhich is tossing out all its sick youngsters to make way for a new cosmetic surgery clinic.
2.69sWho will treat my whooping cough?
5.24s(HACKING) Search me. Come back when you want a giant rack.
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7.89s(CROWD CLAPPING) (HACKING) Okay, Lou. The minute Pie Man shows up, we spring our trap.
2.04sHey, what do you got against this pie guy anyway?
1.77sHe's giving jerks their comeuppance.
2.64sYeah, but he's skipping the hardest part of being a cop.
1.73sBike safety lectures.
1.23sOh, come on, Chief.
3.37sNo, no one ever wants to hear about the importance of pants clips, do they?