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3.77s(GRUNTS) Tonight, we reveal a shocking secret.
1.5sLadies, when you were selected,
4.1syou were told that you'd be dating a billionaire on his private island.
1.97sWell, I'm afraid we misled you.
3.9s(GASPING) Get ready, skanks. Here comes the truth train!
3.65sThis isn't an island. It's a peninsula.
1.88s(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2.12s(GASPING) This was supposed to be about trust!
3.47s(SOBBING) I just want to get on that boat and go home!
2.25sWell, you don't need a boat because you can walk.
1.23s(WAILING)
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1.4sYeah.
1.18sWhat do those women expect?
1.18sWhen you sign a contract with Fox,
1.95syou know you're gonna be betrayed and humiliated.
1.48sQuiet! The commercial's on!
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3.7sIf we don't watch these, it's like we're stealing TV.
3.99sDo you love that sweet smell of Farmer Billy's bacon?
1.18sDo I ever?
4.29sWould you like to see how a pig goes from loving life to your fork and knife?
1.37sWould I?
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