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2.53s(SCOFFS) Clearly had a snout job.
2.08sUgh! Too '80s.
3.54sLet's see how your sister's doing in the place-setting competition.
3.6sHow is someone so lame related to a hot tamale like me?
4sCheck it out! Dribble glass, rubber knife, whoopee salad!
5.37s(FARTING) (CHUCKLES) And finally the breakaway wine bottle...
6.71sDid not arrive. (MOANING) My theme is "If Music be the Food of Love."
2.19sThe setting features tuning forks,
3.44schampagne flutes, and of course, chopsticks.
3.29sAnd for dessert, Ella Fitz Jell-O.
4.62sLordy, girl. Your entry stinks like the south end of a northbound mule.
1.43sWhat's wrong with it?
2.75sWell, your place-setting thinks it's better than it is.
2.89sLike a yard dog that sneaks into the house.