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2.2sMr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself,
1.32sI also sell handguns.
1.82sNope. Just looking for that golden ticket.
3.92sNope. Nothing. Nope. Nada.
4.42s(GASPS) The golden ticket! At long last!
5.17s(KISSING) Mr. Simpson, please! I fear your smooches are premature.
2.45sThis, in fact, is a silver ticket.
0.15sHuh?
4.87s"This silver ticket entitles you "to judge the pig competition at the Springfield County Fair."
4.79sHmm. Judge a pig competition? But I'm no super genius.
0.99s
1.35sOr are I?
1.59s(CHUCKLING)
1.47s(BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYING)
1.82s
2.47sThese giant vegetables are amazing.
2.19s
2.4sHmm...
2.65sHow about a bite of the world's biggest Brussels sprout?
1sEw.
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1.87s(WHISTLING NONCHALANTLY)