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1.9sAs Springfield's youngest Buddhist,
3.35sI am deeply honored to introduce the Dalai Lama.
2.9sOh, I can't do this in front of Lisa.
2.79sWhy does she have to believe in things?
1.4sYou have no choice.
3.67sPie him or I'll reveal your secret to the world.
2.34sAnd now, please welcome the Elvis of Enlightenment,
3.87sthe lean, serene chanting machine: the Dalai Lama!
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3.5sGreetings, fellow travelers on the path to enlightenment.
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4.09s(ALL GASPING) Please forgive me, talking llama.
1.87sNo, Pie Man! Don't do it!
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1.52sCome on, Pie Man, hit him!
2.27sThat's the only reason anyone came to this stupid thing!
2.44sOh! No, I won't!
2.73sThere's only one way I can escape from this nightmare!
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