5.51sThis magazine you sold me isn't Fantastic Four, it's Fantastic Floor.
3.3sMy family can't put in floors. We rent.
1.97sSorry. No refunds.
6.17s(DOOR CHIME RINGS) Oh, brother. Why do we get all the weirdoes here at the comic book store?
4.9sComic Book Guy, don't do the crime if you can't do the key lime!