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1.27sHOMER: (GASPS) The Dalai Lama?
0.82sThat's right.
4.17sAll his talk of peace and love is really honking off my red Chinese masters.
3.6sNow, Smithers, walk me around the park until I fall asleep. I'm feeling fussy.
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1.9sAs Springfield's youngest Buddhist,
3.35sI am deeply honored to introduce the Dalai Lama.
2.9sOh, I can't do this in front of Lisa.
2.79sWhy does she have to believe in things?
1.4sYou have no choice.
3.67sPie him or I'll reveal your secret to the world.
2.34sAnd now, please welcome the Elvis of Enlightenment,
3.87sthe lean, serene chanting machine: the Dalai Lama!
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3.5sGreetings, fellow travelers on the path to enlightenment.
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