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2.45sThis, in fact, is a silver ticket.
0.15sHuh?
4.87s"This silver ticket entitles you "to judge the pig competition at the Springfield County Fair."
4.79sHmm. Judge a pig competition? But I'm no super genius.
0.99s
1.35sOr are I?
1.59s(CHUCKLING)
1.47s(BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYING)
1.82s
2.47sThese giant vegetables are amazing.
2.19s
2.4sHmm...
2.65sHow about a bite of the world's biggest Brussels sprout?
1sEw.
6.21s
1.87s(WHISTLING NONCHALANTLY)
2.32sThis song is about a country I love.
2.57sYou may have heard of it. It's called America.
1.97sHey, I know that country!
3.47sI could please Miss Barbra Streisand
6.41sBy spitting on the flag Or strangling a bald eagle
3.45sOn the cover of some mag