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2.74sThat dog is a coward.
1.7sAnd I know cowards.
2.07sMother, I served in 'Nam.
3.24sAnd you've been bitching about it for 30 years!
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2.07sEverything is going according to plan.
3.37sI'll just keep thrashing around like an injured seal.
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1.42sNow's your chance, Duffman.
2.23sYou can save my dad and look like a hero.
3.9sDon't send a Duff-dog to do a Duffman's job!
1.15sHold on, sir!
1.93sSoon you'll be filling your lungs with Duff,
2.14sDuff Light or new Duff Blue.
1.98sTap into the peppermint glacier!
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2.32sHuh! Huh! Hey!
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1.73sAre you there, God?
2.24sIt's me, Duffman!