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2.17sand your blood is 80% alcohol,
1.65show much alcohol do you have?
1.78sAnyone? Hey, Duffman!
2.94sPlease, I'm not Duffman anymore.
2.57sJust plain old Barry Duffman.
1.63sOh, yeah.
3.1sBut we need you to be Duffman again so we can get our dog back.
2.38sBut I like it here, helping the less fortunate.
4sIt'll be a cold day in hell before I shill beer again.
3.04sAn icy-cold, full-bodied,
3.37sbeech wood-aged, amber-hued day in--
1.83sOh, who am I kidding?
2.15sWhere's my trademark headgear?
1.33s
1.82sYou really are Duffman!
1.97sThen I must be Jesus.
2.57sUp, up and away!
1.73s
1.97sStay cool, hopeless drunks!
1.67sOh, yeah!
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1.8sHere's how we're gonna get our dog back.
2.45sDad will pretend to drown and call for Suds McDuff to save him.
2.35sBut he won't because he's too cowardly.