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4.6sAnother one? You haven't even opened the one that came for you a week ago.
2.1sYou idiot, why didn't you tell me this was here?
2.07sBecause I've been using it as a hat weight.
1.07sA what?
1.07sA hat weight, Brian.
1.2sMy hat kept blowing away,
2.07sso I put the package on it so I wouldn't lose it.
1.33sThat's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
3.34sYou don't wear a hat and there's no wind in here.
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1.33s(WIND BLOWING)
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2.67sYou, sir, owe me one new hat.
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2.5sYou know, I was really glad you sent me the book.
2.9sI won't lie to you, I came this close to praying that I'd see you again.
1.07sGood thing you didn't,
1.37sbecause who would hear it, right?
1.8sWho would hear it, right? I know.
2.6sCan I interest you folks in some of our heavenly cheesecake?
3.17sNo, but I'll have some of your "there's no afterlife" souffle.
4.84s(BOTH LAUGHING) Now we got the waiter involved, right?