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1sSwear to God?
1.87s(LAUGHING) Stop it.
1.7sI know, I'm just messing...
2.94sWell, listen, here's my address.
1.57sThanks. See you later.
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1.67sGod, still no mail for me, huh?
2.3sJeez, Brian, you've been going through the mail every day for a week.
1.17sWhat are you looking for?
1.8sI'm expecting a very important package.
4.6sAnother one? You haven't even opened the one that came for you a week ago.
2.1sYou idiot, why didn't you tell me this was here?
2.07sBecause I've been using it as a hat weight.
1.07sA what?
1.07sA hat weight, Brian.
1.2sMy hat kept blowing away,
2.07sso I put the package on it so I wouldn't lose it.
1.33sThat's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
3.34sYou don't wear a hat and there's no wind in here.