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2.34sNo, I'm Olympic swimmer Mark Spitz.
1.9sOh, you mean, like, if he dove into the shallow end?
1.77sNo. Regular Mark Spitz.
1.8sWait, are you Stephen Hawking at the beach?
3.1sNo, I'm Mark Spitz! He won seven gold medals!
2.54sOh, I get it. You're crippled Magnum, P.I.
2.7sI'm... Fine, I'm crippled Magnum, P.I.
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2.84sBrian, there's that girl from my yoga class I wanted you to meet.
3.04sLook, Lois, I appreciate it, but I'm not into fix-ups.
3.44sOh, come on, you got to get yourself back out there.
2.07sJane, this is Brian.
3.23sOh, Brian! Lois has told me so much about you.
2.24sWow, you're even more handsome than she said.
3.5sHey, thanks. So, that's a great costume.
2.23sWhat are you? One of Freddy Krueger's victims?