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2.23s(STUTTERING) How did you even meet each other?
1.77sWe met at the Starbucks.
5.67sShe started going on about her new Brazilian wax and not wearing any underpants and whatnot.
3.74sI'd have to be a homosexual to ignore a signal like that.
1.97sBut, Carolyn, you completely misunderstood me.
4.04sI wanted you like crazy, but I just figured if I showed a little restraint,
1syou'd respect me.
1.63sI do. As do I.
5.54sNow why don't you go hop on that gay bike of yours and go get yourself a lollipop or a cupcake or something?
4.2s(LAUGHING) We good, Brian. We good.
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2.74sSo, Carolyn.
2.87sGuess you should've hit that when you had the chance, huh, Brian?
1.6sWhat? You're the one who told me to wait!
1.93sYou're crazy, bitch. I didn't say that, bitch.
2.34sYeah, well, thanks to you, I lost her to Cleveland.
1.43sYou know what you need?
2.07sYou need to stop pointing fingers and get out of the house.
2.24sHave some fun. Real fun.
3.44sNot like 37-year-old-woman- on-a-blind-date fun.