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1.6sWhat? You're the one who told me to wait!
1.93sYou're crazy, bitch. I didn't say that, bitch.
2.34sYeah, well, thanks to you, I lost her to Cleveland.
1.43sYou know what you need?
2.07sYou need to stop pointing fingers and get out of the house.
2.24sHave some fun. Real fun.
3.44sNot like 37-year-old-woman- on-a-blind-date fun.
2.9s(CHUCKLING) This is fun, right? We're having fun.
1.53sI mean, so what if you forgot your wallet?
2.34sI'll pay. I'm gonna pay for us.
2.13sYou'll get it next time. Yeah!
2.57sSo, you were in prison, right? Killed a man?
2.07sI'm sure it was in self-defense.
1.6sNo, I just felt like killing.
2.07s(LAUGHING) Ah!
2.4sYou tell the best stories!
2.7sMe and my three eggs are having the best time!
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2.2sWe are gonna get you back on your feet, Brian.
3.34sI know what always makes me feel better, delicious sweets.
2.67sHalloo! Welcome to Fjurg's Bakery.
3.07sWould you like a hot piss of pee? It's on the hoose!
1.2sWhat?
3sOh, no! You're covered in my hot pee!
3.1sYou can wash yourself off in the waiter clooset.