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2.54sI lost this eye in Haiti. I was drinkin' a mai tai,
2.13sand I forgot to take the little parasol out.
3.95sAh, that's not a war story! I'll tell ya a war story!
3.45sI was on P.T. 109 with john F. Kennedy.
4.79sI was the first to discover his terrible secret.
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0.43sich bin ein Berliner.
3.1sHe's a Nazi! Get 'im!
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3.79sAnd another thing: when people come up to me and say, "Hey, little buddy."
3.74sAnd hit me over the head with a hat? That's not funny. That hurts!
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2.37sStop laughing at me!
0.5sYou know, Marge?