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3.45sAttention, Homer Simpson. You have 10 seconds to explain your actions...
1.97sbefore we open fire!
2.7sUh, it's my first day!
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1.1sQuack, quack, quack.
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2.1sSeaman Simpson, your actions have given the Navy...
2.14sa black eye from which it may never recover.
4.02sI would throw the book at you, but I've been indicted in the Tailhook scandal.
2.21sGood-bye.
0.93sI, too, would punish you,
3.77sbut I'm under indictment for accepting bribes from military contractors.
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2.7sUm, I torpedoed a Carnival Cruise ship.
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