4.02sI would throw the book at you, but I've been indicted in the Tailhook scandal.
2.21sGood-bye.
0.93sI, too, would punish you,
3.77sbut I'm under indictment for accepting bribes from military contractors.
1.47s
2.7sUm, I torpedoed a Carnival Cruise ship.
2.52sImpersonating the first lady.
2.04s
0.72sI think you're off the hook.